My nemesis

The scale. We are keeping it in our office and it happens to be right by my desk. It just sits there all day and taunts me, I swear it does. When I pass it by to go to the kitchen it chuckles quietly to itself.
It's day 3 and I'm feeling confident, I've been eating better and exercising. And the only reason I didn't go to Mcdonald's yesterday when I was dying for it was cause
a. I didn't have cash and that's all they take
and
b. my nemesis would know, I just know it would.